FLATFACED HORSE STEALS FOWL, LEAVES FARMERS BAFFLED

[thosehooves]

let me eat my eggs in peace.
i know, the way i drag my broken ankles
behind me is startling. take that up with my physician.
the broken door on your chicken coop??
excuse me, that's MINE
and so is THE HOUSE YOU LIVE IN,
and so is YOU
...so... is... you...
boohoo, fix the damn door tomorrow. 
this is my yolk on my chin.
fuck you, fuck you,
i'm taking this bird.
she has soulful eyes.
goodbye!
so go to the authorities,
waste your fucking time.
tell that kid journalist,
publish another hysteria piece
whatever you call me
Raccoon Man one week,
Goat Thing the next,
Carcosa's own FOG BEAST...

Goodbye! Goodbye!