i love Friday

my nurse Friday and i play this game
where she feeds me bits of grass and leaves.
if i don't throw up, i win.
it's only fun because she laughs a lot.
i guess she likes the crunch.

if the night is cloudy
and the butler is drunk,
she takes me out to the courtyard
and lets me dig as many holes as i please.
i don't let her see the worms i eat.

later, she hisses at the butler:
"I have no idea what He did
to get so much dirt in His bed.
Maybe you'd know
if you weren't always fucking smashed!"

and that's why Friday
can smoke cigarettes in my room,
and the butler has to go downstairs.
his name is Royce, and if you see him
on my balcony with a cigarette,

feel free to push him over the railing.