2017-05-24

there's lipstick you can eat and lipstick you cannot eat.
installing dog gums into your mouth does not necessarily give you infinite teeth.
your psychic abilities are housed in your sinuses.
toad squirt and adrenochrome are practically the same thing. save your money, get toad squirt.
immortality is simple. eat a whole pine cone every day. (if you stop, you will die. it will be very painful.)
pizza and spaghetti are 100% the same stuff. don't get conned.
cockroaches know.