7 MORE TIPS FROM MR. NECCHI

• there's lipstick you can eat and lipstick you cannot eat.
• installing dog gums into your mouth does not necessarily give you infinite teeth. 
• your psychic abilities are housed in your sinuses. 
• toad squirt and adrenochrome are practically the same thing. save your money, get toad squirt.
• immortality is simple. eat a whole pine cone every day. (if you stop, you will die. it will be very painful.)
• pizza and spaghetti are 100% the same stuff. don't get conned.
• cockroaches know.